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		<title>Max Payne stick figure safety instructions</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Dec 2008 04:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people may have seen the rather funny (and disturbing, be ready for violence) Max Payne stick figure movie and recently when I went to Malaysia the safety instructions for my room were so similar that I had to blog them. Please find my annotations for them below Stickman adventures - part one When you [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Some people may have seen the rather funny (and disturbing, be ready for violence) <a href="http://www.sfdt.com/showcase/viewmovie.php?t=2014">Max Payne stick figure movie</a> and recently when I went to Malaysia the safety instructions for my room were so similar that I had to blog them. Please find my annotations for them below <img width='16' height='16' src='http://pipka.org/wp-content/plugins/tango-smilies/tango/face-smile.png' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Stickman adventures - part one</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium" title="stick figure 5" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/piawaugh/3083271405/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3124/3083271405_203ffefd0b.jpg" alt="stick figure 5" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">When you check into a room, laser the windows shut and the alarm systems so they don&#8217;t work. Then you&#8217;ll be uninterrupted in your scheming for world domination.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Stickman adventures - part two</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium" title="stick figure 2" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/piawaugh/3084110488/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3037/3084110488_1dab254497.jpg" alt="stick figure 2" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If you come across your evil twin in an adjoining room, ask him/her to answer the door while you prepare to throw a phone at their head. You&#8217;ll find that if you want to pull a wall down, bricks should be thrown through an open door, not closed.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Stickman adventures - part three</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium" title="stick figure 1" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/piawaugh/3084111424/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3009/3084111424_0c228d8009.jpg" alt="stick figure 1" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">If your fists explode when punching the air, trying hitting the fist with a phone. If bricks come flying at you, make sure you ignore the ones coming at your head. And if the bricks persist, then run towards any nearest closed door.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Stickman adventures - part four</strong></p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a class="tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium" title="stick figure 4" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/piawaugh/3083274529/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3259/3083274529_c705013e5f.jpg" alt="stick figure 4" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Floating disco lights should be distrusted, and you should stay close to the floor. If anyone is jumping from a building near you make sure you wave hello, especially if they are falling onto a mysterious X. Try to wear a funny hat.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><strong>Stickman adventures - part five</strong></p>
<p><a class="tt-flickr tt-flickr-Medium" title="stick figure 3" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/piawaugh/3083275573/"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3173/3083275573_872b0f087a.jpg" alt="stick figure 3" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Finally if a weird I Ching device turns up in your luggage, don&#8217;t put it into the washing machines or bricks will be thrown at you. You can escape bricks by disabling the elevator so people are forced to use the stairs.</p>
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